你要讓誰先進來?who do you let in first?

                     你要讓誰先進來?who do you let in first?

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Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
假如你老婆在前門叫門,而你的狗在後門吠,你要讓誰先進來?

A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
當然是狗啦!至少牠進來後就會閉嘴!

青蛙的夢想女孩 FROG'S DREAM GIRL

                   青蛙的夢想女孩              FROG'S DREAM GIRL

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FROG'S DREAM GIRL青蛙的夢想女孩 

A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl. 
小青蛙去算命，問他是否會遇到一個年輕的姑娘。

一個無神論者和熊 AN ATHEIST AND A BEAR

                                                 

                                            AN ATHEIST AND A BEAR 一個無神論者和熊

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. 
一個無神論者散步穿過樹林，欣賞進化所創造的一切。

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. 
... “多麼雄偉的樹木！多麼強大的河流！多麼美麗的動物！”，他對自己說。
As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
他沿著河邊走，他聽到了他身後的灌木叢中沙沙作響。

工程師與青蛙 THE ENGINEER AND THE FROG

                                                工程師與青蛙    THE ENGINEER AND THE FROG                                         

An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him,
一位工程師過馬路時，一隻青蛙的大聲對他喊:

"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
... “如果你吻我，我將會變成一個美麗的公主。”

四老天主教婦女坐著吹噓自己的兒子 Four old Catholic women sit and brag about their sons.

四老天主教婦女坐著吹噓自己的兒子 Four old Catholic women sit and brag about their sons.

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Four old Catholic women sit and brag about their sons.
四老天主教婦女坐著吹噓自己的兒子。 
The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." 第一位信仰天主教的女人告訴她的朋友，“我兒子是個牧師，當他走進房間，...大家都叫他'神父 。”
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'." 

Koala

                                                       Koala 

koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint 

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 
'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a joint. 
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. 
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river. 
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 
'What's the matter with you?' 
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. 
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint . The crocodile looked up and said, 
'Hey you!' 

The koala looked down at him and said, 

'Shiiiiiiiiiiit,dude.....

How much water did you drink?'