神的身份 GOD'S IDENTITY

神的身份 GOD'S IDENTITY

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GOD'S IDENTITY 神的身份
                                                 

One day a little boy asks his mom questions about God.
有一天，一個小男孩問他的媽媽關於上帝的問題。

He asks his mother and ," Is God a boy or a girl?"
他問他的母親，" 上帝是男生還是女生?"...

"Well, son, he's a boy and a girl."
"嗯! 他是男生也是一個女孩生。”

Again he asks his mother, "Mom, is God black or white?"
他又問他的母親，" 上帝是黑人還是白人?

Not really know what to say the mother just says, "Well, son, he's black and white."
真的不知道該說些什麼，母親只是說，“好吧，兒子，他是黑人也是白人。”

So the little boy looks at his mother as though he finally understands and says, "Ohhhh, I didn't know that God was Michael Jackson!"
就這樣，小男孩看著他的母親，好像他終於明白，並說，“哦! 我不知道，上帝就是麥克·傑克森！