控制大猩猩 GORILLA CONTROL

(看笑話學英語)
  控制大猩猩GORILLA CONTROL

A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. 
一個人打電話給動物控制處, 請求驅逐他的屋頂 上一隻瘋狂的大猩猩。...


A van pulls up and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat and a gun.
來了一輛廂型車, 一個老男人，帶著一隻小狗，一枝棒球棍和一把槍從車上出來。

He hands the man the gun.
他把槍給那個男人。

"OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down.
“好了，這是 我們要做的，我要爬到你的屋頂上,用這棒球棍去威脅的大猩猩，，直到牠掉下來。

When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."
當牠掉下時，這狗會咬牠的睪丸，直到他的無能為力“。

"Great," says the man, "but what's the gun for?"
“很棒!” 那男人說，“但是槍要做什麼？” “

"If I fall down instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog."
如果是我掉下來，而不是大猩猩，就射擊這隻狗。”