辛巴威總統(黑人)在雅加達亞非會議中的妙語演講:
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe
Quoting from Asia Africa Conference 2015 Jakarta,
Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
只要白色車還在用黑色輪胎, 種族歧視就仍存在。
Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace.
只要人們仍以黑色代表惡運, 而白色代表和平, 種族歧視就仍存在。
Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and
black clothes to funerals.
只要人們仍穿白色衣參加婚禮; 穿黑色衣參加喪禮, 種族歧視就仍存在。
PS：非洲喪禮是著白衣
Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted.
只要賴帳就被列入黑名單, 而非白名單, 種族歧視就仍存在。
Even when playing snooker. You haven't won until you've sunk the black ball,
and the white ball must remain on the table.
就算是打撞球也是以黑球進袋而白球仍在枱面, 種族歧視就仍存在。
But I don't care, so long as I'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my
black ass, I'm fine！
但我無所謂, 只要我仍在用白色衛生紙擦我的黑屁股, 我就很爽！
只要白色車還在用黑色輪胎, 種族歧視就仍存在。
Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace.
只要人們仍以黑色代表惡運, 而白色代表和平, 種族歧視就仍存在。
Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and
black clothes to funerals.
只要人們仍穿白色衣參加婚禮; 穿黑色衣參加喪禮, 種族歧視就仍存在。
PS：非洲喪禮是著白衣
Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted.
只要賴帳就被列入黑名單, 而非白名單, 種族歧視就仍存在。
Even when playing snooker. You haven't won until you've sunk the black ball,
and the white ball must remain on the table.
就算是打撞球也是以黑球進袋而白球仍在枱面, 種族歧視就仍存在。
But I don't care, so long as I'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my
black ass, I'm fine！
但我無所謂, 只要我仍在用白色衛生紙擦我的黑屁股, 我就很爽！
