四老天主教婦女坐著吹噓自己的兒子 Four old Catholic women sit and brag about their sons.

四老天主教婦女坐著吹噓自己的兒子 Four old Catholic women sit and brag about their sons.

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Four old Catholic women sit and brag about their sons.
四老天主教婦女坐著吹噓自己的兒子。 
The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." 第一位信仰天主教的女人告訴她的朋友，“我兒子是個牧師，當他走進房間，...大家都叫他'神父 。”
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'." 

第二位信仰天主教的女人尖聲尖氣地說，“我兒子是個主教，每當他走進房間，人們稱他為”主教。“
The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'."
第二位信仰天主教的母親說，“我的兒子是位紅衣主教。每當他走進房間，他被稱為”主教大人'。
The fourth Catholic woman says, "My incredibly handsome son is 6' 2 with broad, square shoulders, good manners and impeccable style. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, 'Oh my God!'" 第四位信仰天主教的婦女說，“我難以置信的英俊的兒子是6'2 高 ,有著 寬廣的方肩，良好的舉止，以及無可挑剔的風度，每當他走進房間，婦女說，'噢，我的上帝！”