屍體的滋味 Corpsalicious!
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Corpsalicious! 屍體的滋味
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.''
一天一位醫學教授和他班級的學生站立在一個屍體前， 教授說， "做為一個醫療辯論家有二件事要注意。 首先： 不要恐懼任何事。"
After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it.
在說完那句話以後，教授用他的中指碰了屍體的肛門,並且舔了舔手指。
He then told the class to do the same.
然後他告訴的學生們照樣做。
After hesitating, they all did it.
在猶豫了一下以後，他們全都照樣做了 。
''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.''
"其次， "教授說， "您必須有一個敏銳的觀察力。 因此，我剛才舔的是我的食指。"
Corpsalicious! 屍體的滋味
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.''
一天一位醫學教授和他班級的學生站立在一個屍體前， 教授說， "做為一個醫療辯論家有二件事要注意。 首先： 不要恐懼任何事。"
After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it.
在說完那句話以後，教授用他的中指碰了屍體的肛門,並且舔了舔手指。
He then told the class to do the same.
然後他告訴的學生們照樣做。
After hesitating, they all did it.
在猶豫了一下以後，他們全都照樣做了 。
''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.''
"其次， "教授說， "您必須有一個敏銳的觀察力。 因此，我剛才舔的是我的食指。"
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