WHERE IS GOD? 上帝在哪裡？
（看笑話學英語）
A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages eight and ten.
一對夫婦有兩個淘氣的小男孩，8歲和10歲。
At their wits' end, the parents contacted a clergyman who had been successful in rehabilitating bad children in the past....
在他們束手無策後，這對父母聯絡一個位曾經成功糾正 壞孩子行為 的牧師 。
The clergyman asked to see the boys individually.
牧師要求個別見的這兩個男孩。
The eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first.
8歲的男孩先被送來與他見面。
The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
牧師要男孩坐下來，嚴肅地問他，“ 上帝在哪裡？”
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
男孩沒有回應，所以牧師在用更加嚴厲的語氣重複這個問題，“ 上帝在哪裡？”
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
再次男孩不想回答，所以牧師更加提高他的聲音， 手指指向男孩的臉問， “上帝在哪裡？”
At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet.
當時，男孩狂奔離開那房間，直接跑回家，並把自己 重重摔進他的衣櫃裡。
His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what happened.
他的哥哥跟著他進衣櫃，問發生了什麼事。
The younger brother replied, "We are in big trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it!"
弟弟回答說，“這次我們有大麻煩了，上帝不見了，他們認為是我們造成的 ！”
一對夫婦有兩個淘氣的小男孩，8歲和10歲。
At their wits' end, the parents contacted a clergyman who had been successful in rehabilitating bad children in the past....
在他們束手無策後，這對父母聯絡一個位曾經成功糾正 壞孩子行為 的牧師 。
The clergyman asked to see the boys individually.
牧師要求個別見的這兩個男孩。
The eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first.
8歲的男孩先被送來與他見面。
The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
牧師要男孩坐下來，嚴肅地問他，“ 上帝在哪裡？”
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
男孩沒有回應，所以牧師在用更加嚴厲的語氣重複這個問題，“ 上帝在哪裡？”
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
再次男孩不想回答，所以牧師更加提高他的聲音， 手指指向男孩的臉問， “上帝在哪裡？”
At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet.
當時，男孩狂奔離開那房間，直接跑回家，並把自己 重重摔進他的衣櫃裡。
His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what happened.
他的哥哥跟著他進衣櫃，問發生了什麼事。
The younger brother replied, "We are in big trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it!"
弟弟回答說，“這次我們有大麻煩了，上帝不見了，他們認為是我們造成的 ！”
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