如何賣 “聖經” HOW TO SELL A BIBLE
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HOW TO SELL A BIBLE( 如何賣 “聖經”)
Three boys look for a summer job.
三個男孩尋找一份暑期工作。
Their preacher agrees to let them sell Bibles door to door, ...
他們的傳道師同意讓他們挨家挨戶賣“聖經” ，
though he's hesitant about hiring the third boy because he suffers from a speech impediment.
然而他猶豫著是否該僱用第三個男孩，因為他患有語言障礙。
After the first week of work they all meet at the church.
工作的第一個星期後，他們都在教堂見面。
The preacher asks the boys, "How many Bibles did you sell?"
傳教士問男孩們，“你們賣了多少”聖經“？”
The first boy says, "35."
第一個男孩說：“35。”
The second boy says, "75."
第二個男孩說：“75。”
The boy with the speech impediment says, "I-I-I s-s-sold 175."
那個有言語障礙的男孩說， 我..我 ...我賣出了175萬。”
T
he preacher is amazed and asks the boy how he did it.
傳教士感到驚訝，並詢問那男孩他是怎樣做到的 ，
The boy says, "I-I-I t-t-told them to b-b-buy t-t-them, or I'd r-r-read it to t-t-them."
男孩說，我我.. 我 .. 告.告.告.訴他們，要買- 買-買-聖經還是我 讀讀-讀給他-他-他們聽。”
HOW TO SELL A BIBLE( 如何賣 “聖經”)
Three boys look for a summer job.
三個男孩尋找一份暑期工作。
Their preacher agrees to let them sell Bibles door to door, ...
他們的傳道師同意讓他們挨家挨戶賣“聖經” ，
though he's hesitant about hiring the third boy because he suffers from a speech impediment.
然而他猶豫著是否該僱用第三個男孩，因為他患有語言障礙。
After the first week of work they all meet at the church.
工作的第一個星期後，他們都在教堂見面。
The preacher asks the boys, "How many Bibles did you sell?"
傳教士問男孩們，“你們賣了多少”聖經“？”
The first boy says, "35."
第一個男孩說：“35。”
The second boy says, "75."
第二個男孩說：“75。”
The boy with the speech impediment says, "I-I-I s-s-sold 175."
那個有言語障礙的男孩說， 我..我 ...我賣出了175萬。”
T
he preacher is amazed and asks the boy how he did it.
傳教士感到驚訝，並詢問那男孩他是怎樣做到的 ，
The boy says, "I-I-I t-t-told them to b-b-buy t-t-them, or I'd r-r-read it to t-t-them."
男孩說，我我.. 我 .. 告.告.告.訴他們，要買- 買-買-聖經還是我 讀讀-讀給他-他-他們聽。”
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